December 2011
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last night i had a dream that someone promoted me and didn’t tell me and i had like 450 followers…
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bellatora replied to your post: ☀ ☹
hairychestsrule.blogspot.com
ohh man this will keep me thoroughly turned off for hours and hours :)
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bellatora asked: ☀ ☹
elvishprincess asked: ☀
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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i literally went to all of the department stores in the mall today and to sephora to find fucking bobbi brown peach corrector…. thank you nordstrom for being the least full of mexican holiday shoppers, and having the shit i was looking for…
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Lena Dunham's Show 'Girls' Picked Up By HBO... →
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wonderwithme asked: Sam, I just want you to know that I think you are absolutely fabulous, and I mean that. I love love love your personality (what I've seen of it through tumblr) and I love your fashion sense and I think your gorgeous. And. Yes.
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this time of year always makes me more depressed. it just symbolizes another year that i’ve been alone.
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my mom told me not to go to the mall…..HAHAHA
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vvolare:
If I am not kissed at midnight on new years eve, shit will go down
Tim Burton exhibit here I comeeee
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
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I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
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ok i need to finish my hair so i can leave this house and go unwisely spend all of my money.
chitzybitch:
my blog is a joke but at least it’s a good joke
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going to go to M-A-C to get some new foundation and concealer so i can be extra glossy and cool.
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He should just confess his undying love for me already….
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Be with someone who is proud to have you.
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bellatora replied to your post: bellatora replied to your post: ok there is like…
“OMIGAWD ME TOO”
“:O TWINSIES! ROTFL”
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bellatora replied to your post: ok there is like this one girl on facebook who…
its like me, responding to all of your personal tumblr posts….
i should make a status update that just says “pooping.” she’s probably like that…maybe even comment on it hah
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ok there is like this one girl on facebook who likes all of my statuses…is she obsessed with me or just the only one who sees my status updates?
Watchbrevagabond:
lolaaacakez:
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
Shit black single moms say
Shit black single moms say
This honestly is just black moms in general
so damn accurate
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i love that i can be openly perverted with you